500 Secrets About Girls

270) When you’re alone in an elevator, sneak a long, passionate kiss.

271) Hold her hand when you’re crossing the street.

272) Stroke her hair.

273) If you’re in a CD or record store, ask the store manager to play your special song over the music system.

274) Open the door for her.

275) Buy her a rose at a flower shop.

276) When you’re in the middle of a crowded store or standing on the sidewalk waiting for the light to change, whisper into her ear: “You’re beautiful.”

277) Sit down on a bench together and watch the passersby.

278) Sneak little kisses when she’s not expecting it.

279) Rub her neck.

280) If you’re sitting down in a restaurant, pull out her chair for her.

281) If she says she’s thirsty, slip off to a convenience store without telling her what you’re doing and buy her a bottle of water.

282) Help her into her coat.

283) Give her a bite of your dinner off of your own fork.

284) Ask her to taste your wine, and then hold your wine glass to her lips.

285) If you hear a romantic song playing over the sound system in a store or other public place, stop and ask her to listen to it with you. You could even start dancing to it!

286) Give her a hug.

287) Let her pick the movie, and don’t complain about it being a “chic flick!”

288) If you’re browsing in a bookstore, pick out a book of romantic poems and show her one that says how you feel about her.

289) Offer to hold her bag if she goes off to the ladies’ room.

290) If you’re in a car, lean over and give her a long kiss at every stoplight.

291) Carve your initials into a bench or tree.

292) Put your arm around her shoulders as you’re walking side by side.

293) If you bump into someone you know, introduce your lover as “My beautiful girlfriend” or “My beautiful wife.”

294) Don’t be afraid to tell her that you love her in public; if someone overhears you, they’ll probably think it’s very sweet.

One of the biggest differences between men and women is how they feel about sex, and how they actually go about the love-making process. For men, sex is typically quick and all about penetration and orgasm, while women need more cuddling and foreplay before actual intercourse. To use a particularly apt metaphor, men are like microwaves and women are like ovens. An oven has to warm up gradually, and a microwave can zap something from cold to hot in a few seconds.

If you really want to make your over happy and satisfied, it’s time to learn about what women really think, feel and expect from love-making. It’s also time to put your own satisfaction second, at least some of the time, and to make sure that your lover is getting what she wants and needs.

Remember, sex is a very important part of any relationships. It’s a chance for the two of you to connect closely on a physical level, and if you can’t, then you can bet that your emotional connection is going to suffer. So read through this section carefully—it will teach you everything you need to know about what turns women on, and what turns them off.

Answers to common questions men ask about women’s sexuality:

295) Yes, some women are turned on by pornography, but generally not as many nor as much as men. The reason for this is that men are stimulated by visuals, while women are generally stimulated more by other senses.

296) Yes, women masturbate—but not as frequently as men.

297) Yes, women have sexual fantasies. But whereas men tend to fantasize about other women, including strangers, women tend to fantasize about people they know, especially their current sexual partner.

298) Yes, women enjoy being adventurous in bed, too. Society used to repress women’s sexual creativity, but thankfully that is coming to an end.

299) No, women don’t stop wanting sex after they get married or get into a deeply committed relationship. In fact, a woman’s sex drive increases as she gets older and she becomes better educated about her body’s needs.

300) Women tend to wait for the man to make the first move. If she’s not starting something up, it’s not necessarily that she doesn’t want to get physical. She’s probably just not as comfortable being the first one to act.

301) Women will generally speak up if they don’t want you to get physical. If you make your move and she responds by pressing up to you and doesn’t say no, you’re good to go. But if she stiffens or says she wants you to stop, stop right away!

302) On a similar note, some women may consent to sex before they are ready, because they are scared the man will leave if they don’t. If you feel any resistant, don’t push her. It will make the sex better when she’s really ready for it.

303) Before a sexual encounter, make sure you are clean, well-groomed and neatly dressed. Chances are a woman will not be as attracted to you if you look sloppy.

304) Women do not equate sex with love the same way men tend to. If she doesn’t want to have sex with you right away, it’s NOT a rejection of you. It’s just that she does not feel ready to move on to that step right now.

305) Set the mood earlier in the day by sending her an email or making a phone call telling her what you want to do to her later that night. It will get her thinking about it all day.

306) As I said before, women may not respond as immediately to pornography as men, because they are less visually stimulated than men. But watching an erotic movie or reading an erotic book just may do the trick.

307) Women love a long hot bath, and it will be even more erotic if you soap her up and wash her hair.

308) Women need affection before sex—start by showing her that you like her before you make love to her.

309) Try eating some foods that are known to have aphrodisiac qualities. For instance, serve oysters, food that’s spiced with cayenne pepper, celery, or a sweet, juicy peach.

310) Chocolate is also a very romantic food. Start off the night with a sensual pot of chocolate fondue—and as things get more intense, you can even dribble some on yourself!

311) Don’t just let her feed herself—hold a strawberry to her mouth and let her chew, dribbling the juice all over your fingers. Then let her lick it off.

312) Women need to be kissed and hugged before you start getting more physically serious. Always start off a love-making session with “making out.”

313) Women crave intimacy as part of sex—make her feel close to you by talking to her, touching her, and sharing your thoughts.

314) Giving your lover a long, relaxing massage can be a great prelude to sex because it shows that your focus is on her.

315) Women actually get sexually aroused as a result of displays of affection and intimacy, and not as much from actual physical stimulation.

316) Women also need some foreplay before intercourse begins. Don’t get right to the main event; lead up to it slowly.

317) Setting the scene can help make things progress more smoothly. If you try to make love in a dirty room with all the lights on, that can be a turn-off. Before the big night, clean up, vacuum, light some scented candles, dim the lights, and play some soft music.

318) Pretend you’re both back in high school and spend an hour “necking” in the back of your car when you get home from dinner before heading into the house.

319) Bring her flowers. You could even sprinkle flower petals on the bed for an extra-special touch. Never underestimate the power of romantic gestures.

So now you’ve set the scene and it’s time for the main event. But what if your sex life has been rather unfulfilling of late? Well, don’t fret. There are plenty of things you can do to bring the spark back into your love-making.

Men tend to have a lot of sexual fantasies that women don’t generally share. For example, women tend not to want to have sex on the hood of a car or to get it on with their best friends! So don’t push your girlfriend or wife into trying something she really has no interest in or that is purely appealing to you and not to her. The following is a list of passionate tips that she will surely appreciate!

320) One of the best ways to seduce a woman is to think about having sex—without having sex. Spend a whole night doing things that lead up to sex, but don’t actual progress to intercourse. It will drive her wild!

321) Try “talking dirty.” Women tend to be very stimulated by the spoken word, so this is often very effective. The best way to do this is to just tell her what you want to do to her, and tell her what you want her to do to you. Be creative and don’t hold back!

322) Touch parts of her body where she’s not used to being touched in a sexual way. The novelty of it will drive her crazy. Touch the palm of her hands, the backs of her knees, the soles of her feet, and anything else you can think of.

323) Don’t rush things. That is the quickest way to kill the mood for a woman.

324) Ask her to tell you what she wants you to do. That shows her you want to make her feel good.

325) Tie a blindfold over her eyes. This will increase the sensations.

326) Bring food into the bedroom. Feeding her juicy fruits or putting whipped cream on her body will really fire things up.

327) Do some role-playing. Pretend to be strangers in a bar, or pretend that you’re the handyman and she’s the lonely wife. Have fun creating different scenarios.

328) Try different positions. If you’re used to being on top, ask her to try it for a change. Just feeling the difference can be a huge turn-on for both of you.

329) Try having sex in new locations within your house: the shower, the kitchen table, the living room floor….

330) Experiment with having sex outdoors (discreetly, of course)! For example, if you have a secluded deck, spread out a blanket there. If you both enjoy camping, try making love out under the stars. Women usually find this very romantic.

331) Ask her to take the lead. Tell her she can do whatever she wants to turn you on.

332) Consider purchasing a vibrator for her. A lot of men are threatened by this, but it’s a simple tool that can make sex a lot more enjoyable for both of you!

333) Run a bath for two, filling it with scented oil or bath suds. Light candles and place them around the tub. Kissing and touching each other in the bath can be very sensual.

334) Keep your eyes open while kissing and making love. Staring deep into her eyes will make the emotional connection that much more intense.

335) Take a long time to undress her. Start with her shoes and socks, then slowly unbutton her shirt, and so on. Don’t rush it.

336) Play energetic music while you’re getting hot and heavy. Having asteady rhythm in the background can help you two stay in sync.

337) Encourage her to moan and be as loud as she wants. Letting go vocally can help you let go of all your other inhibitions, too.

338) If she’s not really in the mood, hold off for a few days and don’t force her. Waiting makes it even more intense when you do finally do it it gives you both a sense of delayed gratification.

339) Tell her you’re not going to stop until she has an orgasm and is fully satisfied. Then ask her to help you get her to that point by giving you directions and showing you exactly what makes her feel great.

Now this is a big area of contention between men and women. Men tend to fall asleep or just totally “crash” right after ejaculation, while women may feel even more tender and connected to their man. If you turn away from your lover and fall asleep right away, you can bet she’ll feel pretty rejected and lonely. So what to do to make the minutes after lovemaking just as sweet and fulfilling as the deed itself?

340) Make it a point to spend a few minutes after sex cuddling your lover. Hold her and tell her how much she means to you and how wonderful it feels to make love with her.

341) Help her clean off by going to the bathroom and soaking a soft washcloth in warm water. Then lightly rub it over her body, concentrating on…well, you probably know where!

342) Sex is a real workout! Cool her down by getting her a cold glass of water from the kitchen.

343) If you’re both sleepy, rearrange the sheets and tuck her in beside you. Spoon her and hold her while you both drift off together.

344) If you’ve made love in the morning or afternoon, tell her to stay put and get her a morning cup of coffee or a midday snack of fruit or tea.

345) Run a bath for the two of you so you can “decompress” in the warm water.

346) Kiss her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks and her forehead.

348) Ask her if she wants another turn! Unlike men, women can have many orgasms in a row, and right after having sex is a time when she is already very turned on. Consider going down on her or helping her orgasm in another way. 347) Go get her robe and help her into it.

349) Tell her again how much you love her!

If you’re in a long-term relationship or a marriage, chances are that things have gotten a little routine. Well, it happens to us all, and don’t fret—there are ways to bring the spark back into your relationship, whether you’re talking about sex or dinner plans or weekends.

First you’ve got to know what women expect out of their long-term relationships. After all, what may seem “boring” to you might signal “stable” and “secure” to her! So let’s begin by looking at some of the most important and commonly held expectations women have when it comes to marriage and husbands.

350) Stability—women want someone they can count on to come home every night and who isn’t out gallivanting all over town. Crashing at your pal’s place without telling her is likely to really hurt her feelings.

351) Communication—women need a man who is willing to discuss marital problems openly and honestly and who won’t keep things all bottled up. They also want a man who takes the time to call home if he’s going to be late or send an email during the day just to say he’s thinking of her.

352) Presence—your being there when she needs you is a very important factor. If she’s upset or busy or things around the house are getting too hectic, it’s important for you to stick around and help her rather than going out to golf with the guys. Ignoring her problems or taking care of your own needs first all the time can lead to a lot of resentment—and hey, it’s your house and your relationship, too!

353) Help around the house—on a similar note, women shouldn’t have to do all the household work, even if society has typically said so. Your wife will be very grateful and appreciative if you help her out around the house without her having to ask you first. Take out the garbage, wash some dishes, run the vacuum cleaner in the living room, or give the kids a bath. Taking on some of the chores will show her how much you respect her and tell her that you don’t expect her to do everything for you.

354) Romance—yes, even in a long marriage, women expect romance! Don’t forget to do sweet things for her, like bringing home the occasional bunch of flowers, giving her cards on her birthday, taking her out for nice dinners once in a while, drawing her a bubble bath, and so on.

355) A great sex life—that’s right, guys. Women don’t just stop wanting sex after they get married, contrary to popular belief. In fact, women’s libidos actually increase as they get toward middle age. A common reason why married couples stop having sex is that things get into a rut, and boring sex is not as appealing as hot sex. By following the rules above for spicing up your love life you can give your wife the exciting sex life she craves—and that’s good news for you, too! Also keep in mind that helping out with the chores is likely to get her “in the mood” because she’ll have more free time to spend with you….

356) Support—women need a man who will patiently listen to and actively support their dreams. If you are constantly criticizing your wife’s ambitions or keeping her from pursuing her dreams, that creates a stress in the marriage that is hard to repair.

357) Financial security—let’s face it: even women who aren’t necessarily concerned with “having it all” want men who are going to be good providers. Spending lots of money on unnecessary items or extravagant luxuries is not a good way to keep a marriage healthy and strong. Make your wife part of your financial considerations and decisions, and make sure that you are both on the same page when it comes to major purchases, or even minor daily expenses that accumulate over time. She will appreciate your taking her ideas and feelings about your family’s finances into consideration.

358) Interest in her friends and family if you are in it for the long haul, it’s inevitable that you are going to meet the other people in her life who are important to her. Make nice with her friends and family, even if you don’t really like them very much. These people are going to be around for a long time, and it’s worth your while to get on their good side.

359) Time alone with you if you’ve got kids or jobs or both, chances for the weekend. Go out to a nice dinner or to a movie. Go out on are you don’t have much quality time to devote just to each other. Make it a point on occasion to get a babysitter or come home from work early and have some “alone time.” Go to a hotel or get away dates, even if you’re no longer dating!

Now that you know what women want out of a long-term relationship, let’s talk about some little ways you can meet those expectations on a daily basis. These ideas include thoughtful gestures and sensual tips to ensure that your life together is never dull or too predictable!

360) Start each morning with a twenty-second kiss—no exceptions!

361) Don’t fall into the “sex without kisses” trap. Make kissing part of your sexual routine.

362) Book a hotel room for one night, even if the hotel is located right in your home town. Driving someone else for the night and ordering room service will relax you both and inject some excitement into your ordinary daily routine.

363) Follow your instincts. If you’re driving down the highway at night and you both start feeling a little amorous, pull off the road into a rest stop and get busy in the backseat.

364) Decide to have a “naked” day where you do all your daily errands around the house in the buff. Chances are, you won’t get very many of those errands done!

365) If you both just don’t feel like cooking, don’t go through the motions of making a home-cooked meal. Order pizza or bring home Chinese takeout and sip some beers.

366) Don’t feel that every single sexual encounter has to be long, and romantic. Spicing things up with a quickie every now and then is the key to keeping your sex life exciting and variable.

367) You don’t have to have sex in the bedroom! Experiment with new locations. She’ll love the change of scenery.

368) If you’re in the habit of eating dinner out of Tupperware standing over the kitchen counter, change things up by having a formal dinner, even if you’re only serving leftovers! Light candles, set out the good china, use nice silverware and linen napkins—the whole nine yards.

369) Don’t buy household appliances for her birthday—unless she really wants them. Surprise her with thoughtful gifts like a certificate to a day spa or a luxurious present she will treasure for a long, long time, like a cashmere blanket. These gifts show her that you think it is important for her to pamper herself, just the way she has taken care of you.

370) Don’t get locked into the habit of having sex at the same time every time you do it. If you’re used to making love after dinner, try having a sexy encounter in the middle of a lazy Sunday afternoon.

371) Show her that you respect her emotions and pay attention to her feelings. If she is aggravated over something or is visibly upset, don’t ignore those emotions, even though you may want to. Approach her and ask if she wants to talk to you about what is bothering her.

372) If she calls and says she’s going to be late for dinner, why not surprise her by having a meal ready for her by the time she gets home? You can either order takeout and put it out on nice plates or else cook a nice homey meal.

373) Be considerate of her time. Don’t be late without calling, and if you’ve set aside time for a special date, don’t break that commitment if you can help it.

374) Ask your wife where she fantasizes about vacationing, and for your next anniversary, plan a trip there.

375) Too often, married couples stop laughing with each other as much as they used to. So bring the fun into your marriage in silly ways. Go to a goofball comedy movie. Buy tickets to the circus and buy cotton candy, then feed it to your wife. Play Twister or get out a water slide and set it up in your backyard. Act like a kid again, and you’ll rekindle all that energy and laughter you used to have in your marriage.

376) Don’t wait for her to ask for your help. Most women are very good at multitasking and also shoulder a huge portion of the burden when it comes to the household. They can take on a lot of responsibility and get it all done without complaining outright, while men (sorry guys, but it’s true!) tend to be more single-minded and can’t juggle as many tasks at once. Well, make her life a little easier if you can by pitching in, even a little. Do it before she asks and she’ll be that much more appreciate and thrilled by your actions. She’ll also be much more likely to have more free time to spend with you.

377) Get the TV out of the bedroom. A TV can be deadly to a hot sex life and can get in the way of good conversation, too. If you have a TV, keep it in the living room or another public part of the house.

378) Get genuinely interested in your wife’s hobbies and ask her if you can get involved in some of them. If she loves art, make a date with her to visit a local studio or art gallery. If she loves jogging, make it a morning ritual to go running with her. Show her that you are deeply interested in the things she loves to do.

379) If you and your wife have kids or you’re both extremely busy, she may be feeling frustrated about not having enough time to spend on herself. If this is true, one of the nicest things you can do for her is to give her the gift of time. Take the kids away for a day or give her a weekend away at a nearby hotel. Even something as simple as offering to take care of things at home while she goes to get her hair done can show her how much you care about her.

380) Try to avoid activities that involve both you being passive and facing in the same direction. For example, watching TV requires you to sit side by side, not facing one another, and doesn’t require any activity whatsoever. That means there’s no real opportunity for serious connection to take place. To keep your relationship interesting, take it out of the house and do activities that you can really engage in together. Play tennis or go bike-riding, perhaps.

381) Both you and she need to maintain strong friendships outside the marriage. Having separate friends and separate interests helps you both retain a sense of self, and that individuality can really spark up your marriage.

382) When you come home at the end of the day, set aside time—at least ten minutes if not longer—to just talk to each other and reconnect. If you’re tired and just want to relax, why not pour two glasses of wine and sit out on the porch or in your living room chatting instead of turning on the TV and zoning out?

383) Don’t expect her to do all the housework. So many women feel taken advantage of because of the societal bias that says women should do the laundry, wash the dishes, wash the floors, etc. Help her out with the chores, guys—she’ll really notice this one!

384) If you have shared interests, use that to your advantage and make common activities out of them. For instance, if you’re both supporting the same political candidate, get involved in his campaign. You can go around your town knocking on doors together, for example. The shared challenge you both face will bring y you together.

385) Understand that women are far more likely than men to feel responsible for the needs of everyone around them, from you to the kids to her parents to her work colleagues to her friends. Pitch in and help with the children as much as you can. Offer to help her out if she appears stressed out.

386) Set up a weekly date night when the two of you can spend some quality time together, no fail, no excuses. Don’t schedule work appointments for this time, and don’t score tickets to the game with your buddies. Keep this time “sacred” and pick a new and fun date each week. This means you and she will always have something fun to look forward to.

387) Get in touch with your senses by taking cooking classes together or going to a wine-tasting.

388) Buy new sheets to make things more interesting in the bedroom. Then spoon her or cuddle her as you are both drifting off to sleep.

389) No matter what else is going on in your life, spend time alone with each other whenever you can, and don’t forget to tell her that you love her.

390) Problem: She feels she is doing the lion’s share of the housework.

Solution: Set up a schedule or system so that each of you knows exactly what is expected of you in terms of household chores. For example, perhaps you’re in charge of collecting the recycling and taking out the garbage, and she is in charge of the laundry and the kitchen. If there really is just too much to do, it may be worth your while to pay for a maid service to come clean your house on a weekly or monthly basis.

391) Problem: She wants to get closer before you have sex, and you just want to get right into the deed.

Solution: Women, as I’ve already said, tend to need intimacy as a way to get aroused, while men prefer to get straight to it. Well, one easy way to reconcile this difference is to talk to her about why you want to skip to the main course. If you’re like most men, sex is a way for you to feel close to your lover—intercourse itself is a very intimate act. Explain this to your girl. Chances are, merely opening up to her is going to get her to melt a little.

392) Problem: You want to hang out with your friends or go golfing, but she doesn’t want you to.

Solution: Remember that having separate interests and friends is important to a healthy marriage. Encourage your wife to go out with her friends, too. Remind her that she should explore her interests and maintain her own hobbies. Be sure to tell her, also, that at the end of the day you don’t want to be with anyone but her. Make a promise to meet up at the end of the day to talk about what you’ve both been up to.

393) Problem: Your sex life is in a rut.

Solution: Ignoring the problem or—even worse—seeking sex outside the marriage is not a way to fix it. You’ve got to talk about the routine you’ve gotten into and make a commitment to getting out of the rut. Use the sex tips in this guide to help spice things up. You’ll be feeling like teenagers in no time.

394) Problem: You know each other so well it’s gotten dull.

Solution: Make it a point to explore outside interests separately, so that you both have lots to tell each other about when you’re together. Cultivating new hobbies together can also be a great way out of this problem, because you’ll both enjoy learning things together.

395) Problem: You fight all the time.

Solution: Take a deep breath and evaluate the sorts of things you are fighting about. If she’s made about a little details, like who left the sock on the floor or the dirty dish in the sink, try to remember that it doesn’t have to escalate into a huge blow-out. Apologize and then remember to clean up after yourself better in future. Or, you can gently remind her that a singe sock or dish is not worth getting so worked up over. Tell her that you want to take care of the rest of the cleaning and that you want her to go relax and take a bath.

If you’re constantly having bigger fights about larger problems in the marriage—like lack of trust, communication, or intimacy—you might want to consider seeing a couples’ counselor. This will allow you to air your grievances in a safe way, with an objective third party who can help you assess precisely what is wrong and how to fix it.

396) Problem: You don’t have enough time to spend with one another.

Solution: If you are really committed, you need to make time, and it CAN be done. We all spend time doing things we don’t really need to do, and by identifying these unnecessary activities we can free up time for the more important things in life. For example, if you watch TV every weeknight for an hour, that’s five hours per week of wasted time. Turn off the TV and get your girl out of the house. Go for coffee and conversation, or take a walk around the block. Or maybe you spend a lot of time online, checking email and surfing the internet. Well, just turn off your computer and interact with her face-to-face!

397) Problem: You don’t have much to say to one another.

Solution: This is one of those subjects that inevitably comes up for most long-term relationships. What happens when you run out of things to talk about? Well, as long as you both pursue your own hobbies and interests you should always have plenty to discuss. So go out, take part in fun activities—both as a couple and on your own—and stay active.

398) Problem: She is not getting satisfied in the bedroom.

Solution: Most of us know that it is biologically harder for a woman to reach sexual climax than it is for a man, and this is an often contentious part of long relationships—especially when the sex has gotten less exciting. But one of the huge benefits of being with someone for a long time is that you become very comfortable together, and you feel free to discuss things that might otherwise be embarrassing. Talk frankly with your lover about what feels good for her, and what you could do to make her feel even better. Read books on sexual techniques together and feel free to experiment. You could even set aside a night that is all about her tell her you’re not interested in your own orgasm, you’re only interested in understanding what turns her on.

399) Problem: You (or she) is feeling the seven-year itch—or seven month itch, or seven-week itch….

Solution: Oftentimes we start looking around at other people when we are dissatisfied with the quality of our own relationship. But remember, relationship problems can be fixed. And even more important, keep in mind that ALL relationships, even the best, strongest ones, have problems at some point. Try out the techniques in this book and give it all your best shot. When your own relationship kicks back into high gear, you’ll probably find yourself paying a lot more attention to your girl.

You probably know the feeling: a word or sentence has just come out of your mouth and your girlfriend or wife is looking at you like you have three heads. And you just know that no amount of apologizing is going to make up for it this time!

Well, wouldn’t it be nice to know ahead of time what you should avoid saying in order to keep her happy? This list of things you should never say to your girl will help save you a lot of trouble by letting you know exactly what phrases are bound to make her see red.

400) “It must be that time of the month.”

401) “Yes, that dress actually does make you look fat.”

402) “Your friend is so pretty!”

403) “You look tired.”

404) “She’s a supermodel, of course she’s hot.”

405) “Hey, what about you, me, and your best girlfriend?”

406) “Don’t you have enough shoes?”

407) “You’re wrong.”

408) “You’re going shopping again?”

409) “You remind me of my mother.”

410) “I don’t like your friends.”

411) “I thought you already got a manicure last week.”

412) “I know you want to go out for a nice dinner, but I’d rather order pizza and watch the game with the guys.”

413) “I want to see other people.”

414) “We’re not lost, I know exactly where I am. Now what road is this…?”

415) “That was such a chick flick.”

416) “I don’t like your cooking.”

417) “Well why can’t you just leave the toilet seat up when you’re done?”

418) “Wanna watch some porn?”

419) “Cleaning up is your job.”

420) “Do you want to talk about it?”

421) “I’m going to the store—do you want anything?”

422) “You did the dishes last night—it’s my turn.”

423) “What turns you on?”

424) “What can I do to make our sex life better?”

425) “Here, you decide what to watch.”

426) “Do you want to go shopping this weekend?”

427) “You look beautiful.”

428) “I’m cooking tonight—what do you want for dinner?”

429) “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

430) “You’re my best friend.”

431) “I’m scared.”

432) “I think we should stop and get directions.”

433) “I know you said nothing’s wrong, but I can tell that something’s wrong. Can I help?”

434) “I’m sorry.”

435) “How would you like me to run you a nice, hot bubble bath?”

436) “Did you get a haircut? It looks great!”

437) “Cindy Crawford? She’s not as beautiful as you.”

438) “You’re going to be a great mother.”

439) “Let’s just concentrate on you tonight….”

440) “Let’s go out dancing.”

441) “I don’t want anybody else.”

442) “I’m really looking forward to meeting your parents.”

443) “Let’s cuddle.”

444) “It’s my turn to take the garbage out.”

445) “Do you ever think about our future?”

446) “Do you want a massage?”

447) “Happy anniversary” (bonus if you say it first)

448) “You’re right.”

449) “I love you.”