You probably know the feeling: a word or sentence has just come out of your mouth and your girlfriend or wife is looking at you like you have three heads. And you just know that no amount of apologizing is going to make up for it this time!
Well, wouldn’t it be nice to know ahead of time what you should avoid saying in order to keep her happy? This list of things you should never say to your girl will help save you a lot of trouble by letting you know exactly what phrases are bound to make her see red.
400) “It must be that time of the month.”
401) “Yes, that dress actually does make you look fat.”
402) “Your friend is so pretty!”
403) “You look tired.”
404) “She’s a supermodel, of course she’s hot.”
405) “Hey, what about you, me, and your best girlfriend?”
406) “Don’t you have enough shoes?”
407) “You’re wrong.”
408) “You’re going shopping again?”
409) “You remind me of my mother.”
410) “I don’t like your friends.”
411) “I thought you already got a manicure last week.”
412) “I know you want to go out for a nice dinner, but I’d rather order pizza and watch the game with the guys.”
413) “I want to see other people.”
414) “We’re not lost, I know exactly where I am. Now what road is this…?”
415) “That was such a chick flick.”
416) “I don’t like your cooking.”
417) “Well why can’t you just leave the toilet seat up when you’re done?”
418) “Wanna watch some porn?”
419) “Cleaning up is your job.”